Today in WLOCP History

Today in WLOCP History

Time to Enter: The Mind Of A Georgia Fan

Come on in Georgia Fan and welcome to Dr. Avi’s psychiatry office . That’s it now just lie down and relax. I need to examine your mind and probe deep into your college football thoughts.  Close your eyes.

Your are relaxing…

You are at North Campus… It’s a Saturday…

You have your red UGA polo on…

You are wearing you freshly pleated khaki, red, black, red and black, silver game day britches…

You have a fresh Red shaker tucked in your back pocket…

You are relaxing…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GEORGIA FAN: I am totally relaxed…. But can I please have a Zaxby’s plate?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DR. AVI: No Zaxby plate! I need to probe into your mind. What thoughts have you been harboring over the past few days?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GEORGIA FAN: Oh you know the usual. Dreaming about being roommates with David Pollack and David Greene. Man that would be sweet. Oh,  I can’t wait to make fun of some  Gay-turds in Jacksonville. Those jort wearing degenerates are going down. I especially like our chances after whooping up on Vandy, Tennessee and UK. GO DAWGS GET SOME!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DR. AVI: Impressive wins no doubt, but they were against the 3 worst teams in the SEC. So I don’t see the need for being so overconfident. Plus that loss to CU in Boulder looked pretty bad. CU hasn’t beaten a team in their own conference.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GEORGIA FAN: The CU game was weeks ago man. See we UGA fans live in the present, we have no need to focus on the past.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DR. AVI: What about Herschel Walk…[interrupted]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GEORGIA FAN: HERSCHEL WALKER WAS AND IS CURRENTLY THE BEST FOOTBALL PLAYER IN THE HISTORY OF FOOTBALL EVER! He could have played offense and defense. He would have stopped Tim Tebow and made him cry like a little cry baby Gator. He is the man. That whole 1980 team combined with Murray and AJ Green would be unstoppable this year brother. I don’t like talking about the past, but if we had that 1980 team and Coach Mark Richt we would be National Champs!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DR. AVI: Yes of course, but back to this years team. Your wins have been against lower tier talent. Florida, with the exception of MSU, lost to Alabama and LSU. Aren’t you the slightest bit worried?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GEORGIA FAN: Are you kidding? If we played a combo Alabama/LSU team we would beat them. Our defense would be like….WOOF WOOF WOOF and get the ball in a turnover. And our offense would line up and run the ball and Washaun Ealey would be like POW GRRRRR through their pussy defensive lines. And then A.J. Green would swoop in like VWWOOOOOOM and catch like 10 TD passes against those pansies.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DR. AVI: Riiiiiiiiiiight. I think I am getting to the heart of your delusion. I must diagnose you with GoffDonnanZierRicht syndrome. A disease that tricks your mind into believing that everything College Football revolves around UGA Football. When it fact no one really gives a crap. Because the facts are you are UGA football and outside of Clarke County you are irrelevant.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GEORGIA FAN: GoffDonnanZierRicht Syndrome!?!?!?!?! Are you calling me queer you pansy GAYTURD!!!! We are the ‘Dawgs. We get top 5 recruiting classes each year. Mark Richt get’s us 9 wins each year and BLACKOUT, BLACKOUT, BLACKOUT! We are the only school to ever Blackout anybody in the history of Football.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DR. AVI: Clearly you are incurable. I will count back from 3 and then you will wake up. 3……. 2……. 1

 

Live Blogging From Blake Street Tavern

Hey Y’all. I am blogging live from Blake Street Tavern in Denver, CO. So if you have lunch off come down and buy me a drink.

Blake Street Tavern is right down the road from Coors Field. Blake Street used to be the site for Georgia Football watch parties, but the UGA Alumni have moved on to the newly opened Mellow Mushroom. Still Blake Street is a great place to catch football. Good food too.

Stay tuned for the Cocktail Of The Day in honor of the Worlds Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party.

 

WE’RE BAAAAACK

I apologize but because of poor team performance, work and other obligations the blog has been dead.  But we have risen for Florida vs. Georgia. We will have more new posts this week and I will be blogging live on location at different bars (with free wi-fi of course). It’s the World Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party and it’s time to start Tailgating now.

Enjoy some ’93 Cocktail Party Action

On Assignment

Hello Kosher Pigskin Fans,

I will be on assignment at the Florida vs. LSU game for the weekend. Follow me on Twitter @dbernie5280 for jort updates. I also installed the WordPress app on the i-phone so I will bust out some instant posts.  S-E-C! I’m in a great mood. Already over Alabama.

An Optimistic Friday

Cousin Avi- While you’re sitting in Denver hoping like hell that the Gators make your prediction proud (and so far, predictions from this blog have been consistently inconsistent), I just needed to get something off of my chest and let everyone take a look at what’s been on my mind all day.

Here’s to a great weekend in College and professional athletics. To the Dawgs getting back on track and to the Braves making their triumphant return to Postseason baseball, regardless of injuries or limitations.

It’s weekends like this that make a sports fan’s clock tick- a chance at redemption, a chance at new-found glory, and a chance to watch some good hard KOSHER SOUTHERN PIGSKIN (@Kosherpigskin). Across the country, from the Georgia Dome to T-town to the Red River and AJ at Red Rocks, from Pacific Northwest to at&t Park in San Fran- This is a weekend many sports fans will remember for years to come. Best of luck to everyone’s teams and here’s to #6 and to the regular-season end to one of the greatest eras in the history of professional sports.